Suicide Cheese, Huntress Found, and Golfing

It's day 14 of the book release blog tour. *jiggle dance*

But first... The FABULOUS Alexia Chamberlynn's new book is out! If you haven't read this woman, you're missing out. Humor, awesome stories, wonderful characters, amazing backdrops... So what are you waiting for? Go pick up your 99 cent book!

Title: Huntress Found

Series: The Timekeeper’s War, Book One

Author: A.A. Chamberlynn

Release Day: 11/11/16

Category: New Adult

Genre: Contemporary Fantasy, Mythology Mashup with Sci-Fi and Steampunk

Price: 99 cents!!

About the Book:

From the author of the bestselling Zyan Star fantasy series comes a new world of magic...

Evryn’s got mad skills at playing hide and seek. She can find lost children, hack the most secure databases, pretty much anything. Except for the one thing she desires most: the knowledge of who her parents are, why they abandoned her, and what her special talent means about who and what she really is.

So, when a guy named Seeker appears quite literally out of nowhere, claiming to know about her past and offering her a job, Evryn can’t say yes fast enough. Even if it does mean following him to another realm. As in, mind-blowingly, not Earth. Apparently she’s part of an elite clan of Hunters descending from Artemis who can find just about anything in all of time and space. As the last of Artemis’ direct lineage, Evryn is her clan’s best shot at finding a lost city before rival clans do.

Not just any city, but the flying, realm-hopping city of Skye. Aboard Skye is the Artifex, a magical device with the power to create or destroy worlds. Everyone wants the device, and with Evryn’s super-powered lineage, it means everyone wants her, too. It’s hard to decide who she can trust, even within her own clan. After she discovers a strange, alluring connection to the Artifex, she’s not even sure she can trust herself. Worse yet, the only person who may be able to help her is the Timekeeper, the sadistic ancient being who created the Artifex. An interdimensional war is brewing, and Evryn is right at the epicenter of it all.

Let the hunt begin.

Snag a Copy!

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About the Author:

Alexia lives in Florida with her son, two cats, and a bearded dragon. When she's not writing or reading, she can be found playing with horses, drinking wine, traveling to the next place on her global wish list, or maybe doing yoga. Dr. Who, unicorns and katanas make her very happy. She is represented by Sandy Lu of the L. Perkins Agency.  Connect with her at www.alexiachamberlynn.com.

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And back to our regular schedule...

I hope you don't have epilepsy. Quick, look away! Death by cheese is the theme of the day. 

This is your last chance to guess Joylene Nowell Butler's lie in her Truth or Lie game!

And now to kill you with AWESOMENESS...

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Tour stops 

November 14

Play off the Page: Why Fantasy & Review

Tamara Narayan: Clean Medieval Funnies & Review

Mama Diaries: Favorite Cheese

H.R. Sinclair: To Improve Editing for Non-techies

November 15

Dianne Salerni: When Characters Take Off the Mask

Writing, Reading, and the Pursuit of Dreams: Medieval Pass-Times (Your Daily LOL)

The Dabbler: How to Create Epic Blog Tours & Book Review

Hall Ways: Book Review

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Have you ever experienced death by cheese? What do you think that would look like? Did you get your copy of Alexia's book? And if not, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR?!

Follow the cheese golfer to the next stop on the tour. Seriously. I promise there will be epicness!

How Fast Are You? Time Manipulation and a Blog Tour

It's day 11 of the book release blog tour. Yippee!

A quick shout to all the Veterans out there on this Veterans day. WE LOVE YOU!!! Thank you isn't enough to express our gratitude and awe. You are the best.

Moving on...

See the disappearing cheese? I'm eating it just that fast and it's replenishing. That, or I'm altering time just to mess with you. Speaking of time manipulation

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Tour stops 

November 11

Elizabeth Seckman, Author: Quiz Your Way into A Book & Book Review 

gotalovebooks: Book Review & a Kick-Trash Action excerpt

Bookworm for Kids: An Otherworldly excerpt

November 12

Kurt's Frontier: Review & Something Sinister

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How fast can you eat cheese? Have you ever dreamed of time manipulation? Are you celebrating any Vets?

Happiness is just a tour stop away, or three, or four. Go check this awesomeness out!

Glitter Cheese and a Murder Mystery Giveaway

It's day 9 of the book release blog tour. Yippee!

Isn't that pretty? You know what else is pretty?

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Tour stops

November 9:

The Warrior Muse: Who is Shannon's MoT Doppelganger?

Sandra Ulbrich Almazan: Speculative Fiction Author: Medieval Funnies

Bittersweet Enchantment: Book Excerpt: A Kick Trash Time Traveler

Erica and Christy: Pick Your Cheese, Pick Your Alter Ego

November 10

What the Cat Read: Little Known Facts: Age and Immortality

Celticlady's Reviews: Book Excerpt: Fear in the Fire

Diane Burton - Adventure and Romance: Medieval Food is Funny?

Fida Islaih: Excerpt: From the Stars

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Last week, Lynda R. Young shared CLING TO GOD along with two truths and one lie. Anyone who guessed the lie correctly was entered to an eBook.

The game:

1. I met the fourth Doctor from Dr Who, Tom Baker, and offered him a jelly bean.
2. In my travels, I have visited over a hundred and twenty cities of the world but haven't traveled around my own country.
3. I have grown rich through my writing.

The lie: #2. 

From Lynda: 1. Dr Who, Tom Baker, came to Australia when I was super young and eager for an autograph, and I stood in line for an age and a half. I brought along a bag of jelly beans specifically to ask him if he would like one. And he did take one. The highlight of my youth.
2. While I have visited all those cities around the world, I also made a point to see as much of Australia as I could. Glad I did. Australia is a remarkable place, especially the central areas.
3. It depends how you define rich. Writing makes me richer culturally through the research I've had to do, mentally through expressing my creative self, and personally through connections and friendships I would never have made if I hadn't been a writer.

Way to guess everyone! And the winner is:

...DRUM ROLL...

Krystal Jane!

Congrats, Krystal!

And now, how about a wonderful book giveaway?

When Canada's retired Minister of National Defense, Leland Warner, is murdered in his home, the case is handed to Corporal Danny Killian, an aboriginal man tortured by his wife's unsolved murder.

The suspect, 60-year-old Sally Warner, still grieves for the loss of her two sons, dead in a suicide/murder eighteen months earlier. Confused and damaged, she sees in Corporal Killian a friend sympathetic to her grief and suffering and wants more than anything to trust him.

Danny finds himself with a difficult choice—indict his prime suspect, the dead minister's horribly abused wife or find a way to protect her and risk demotion. Or worse, transfer away from the scene of his wife’s murder and the guilt that haunts him...

Get Your Copy HERE.

Ready to meet the author?

When Joylene's father died in 1983, she wrote her first full–length manuscript to channel her grief. The seven-year process left her hooked and she began Dead Witness within a few weeks of finishing Always Father's Child. Today Joylene is the author of three suspense novels: Dead Witness, Broken But Not Dead, and the steam-punk collaboration Break Time. While she'll admit being published didn't fix all the wrongs in her life, she wishes her parents had lived to see her success. Dead Witness was a finalist in the 2012 Global eBook Awards. Broken But Not Dead won the 2012 IPPY Silver Medal, and its sequel Mâtowak Woman Who Cries is due for release November 1, 2016.

Joylene lives with her husband and their two cats Marbles and Shasta on beautiful Cluculz Lake in central British Columbia. They spend their winters in Bucerias, Nayarit, Mexico.

You might find Joylene eating Balderdash Cheese (aged 5 years) in a hot tub overlooking Cluculz Lake. But watch out for bears. For more on Joylene and her writing, visit her website.

She gave me two truths and one lie to test your "lie detector" skills. Those who figure out either lie will go into my magic hat for the chance to win an eBook (open internationally):

You have until Tuesday, November 15 at 2 p.m. EDT to guess. Be sure to come back for the answer (and some FUN trivia) on November 16, 8 a.m. EDT.

TRUTH OR LIE

1.  Joylene trained a wild tomcat by attaching a hair-brush to the end of a yard stick so she could brush his coat at a distance of three feet without having her legs torn to shreds. 
2. Robert Goulet, singer, actor, best known for The Naked Gun 2 & 1/2, and for being portrayed by Will Ferrell in Saturday Night Live is Joylene’s cousin. 
3. Joylene once won 10 bags of jujubes by eating 15 jujubes in one-minute while being blindfolded and having to pick up the candy one at a time with a toothpick.

So sleuths, which is the lie? Have you met Joylene? Love murder mysteries? Do you love cheese? And if so, what are you still doing here? Guess the lie and scoot! On to the next tour stop!

Number One Reason to Cry:

I don't know if these are tears of joy, or tears of sadness. I guess you'll get to decide because you'll be doing this if you miss out on the posts today. I promise!

And although you're too late to get MOONLESS for free, you can still guess in Lynda R. King's Truth or Lie game.

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Today I'm inviting you to join me on tour for fun, prizes, epic cheese.

Tour stops:

November 7

The Story of a Writer: How to Become a Beta Reading Pro

Scattergun Scribblings: Review & Where the Maiden of Time Series Came From

Just Jemi: Little Known Facts: Secrets Behind the Book Cover

Alex J. Cavanaugh: Good, Clean Fun, AKA Medieval Funnies

November 8

Kimber Leigh Writes: Who is Your "Maiden of Time" Doppelganger

Kristin Smith: Kristin's Doppelganger is...

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Are you a taco fan? Have you met your Maiden of Time doppelganger?

See the cheese lover there? He's following the ball onto the next stop. You should too.

Tour Day #4: MOONLESS FREE for YOU, Funnies, Reviews and MORE

Yeah, it's pretty much like that.

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Today I'm inviting you to join me on tour for fun, prizes, epic cheese.

THIS IS THE LAST DAY TO GET

MOONLESS

free on Amazon.

Tour stops:

November 4

The Write Path: Advice for Aspiring Authors & Review

Write with Fey: Little Known Facts: The Man Behind the Curtain & Review

Strands of Thought: Kai Interviews Alexia Dumont, Maiden of Time

Barb Tuab: Why I DON'T Want You To Read TIMELESS

November 5

Thoughts in Progress: 4 Tools for Gauging Your Book's Pace

Bish Denham: Medieval Funnies: Hobbies

(Email address is required for awarding prizes.)

Do you like cheese on vegetables? What topping gives you a "wow" reaction?

Now follow the ball and jump to the tour stops. I promise you'll find more cheese along the way.

TIMELESS Release Day

Today is pretty much like this for me:

All to bring magic to readers like you.

That's right, TIMELESS is out today! The series is complete.

Wow.

The Maiden of Time Series:

The romance of Jane Eyre meets Supernatural.

In a world where people can heal with a touch, kill with a scream, and rob a person of their memories, Alexia is struggling to find her place and learn her gifts--before the Soulless come for her.

BUY

on Amazon, Barnes & Noble, or get signed print copies from yours truly!

Today I'm inviting you to join me on tour for fun, prizes, epic cheese.

Oh, and I should mention that

MOONLESS is free on Amazon

today through the 5th to celebrate.

Tour stops:

Bookworm Brandee: Meet Your Doppelganger Quiz

Shooting Stars Reviews: A Super Awesome Book Excerpt

TF Walsh: Editing tips: How to Rescue Your Sagging Middle 

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So what are you waiting for? Go round up some cheese.

Are you celebrating anything AMAZING today?

Opposition=Awesome Stories, or Babies Crushing Babies

Got you to look? GOOD. So this is the end of my new cover reveal. Sweet, right? (You're sitting there wondering what I'm talking about, or glad my posts will suddenly disappear from your feed.) I've got a mind blowing thought for you today, but first...

A HUGE shout and thank you to all the wonderful people helping to share my new cover today: Juenta Key, Marcy Hatch, Christine Rains, Bish Denham, and Lynda Young. 

And now it's funny time:

 

So I found this while looking up "funny time memes." It probably doesn't appeal to you as a time meme, and you may not even think it's funny--in which case you need to spend more time with babies.

But this totally says "TIME" to me.

Let me explain.

In the Maiden of Time series, there can only be one to govern the flow of time--meaning if twins with the gift to manipulate time were born...well, you get the idea. What if this was the case in reality? There could only be one person of any particular skill or expertise? How sad a world would that be? How much amazing diversity would we lack? How many twists and alternatives would we lose?

Celebrate your uniqueness and know that no matter what you feel on the bad days, you are a valuable addition to the human race.

Oh, and let's count our blessings that ONLY in fiction can people alter the timeline.

*sneaks down to the basement for a quick ride in the time machine*

It's BLOG TOUR TIME!!!

Help spread the word in November via social media or with a fun guest post from moi, a character quiz, medieval funnies and more. Sign up today! There will be cheese in abundance, and prizes. You know it!

And remember to enter the giveaway to win

Release Date: November 1, 2016

Get an email notification of the book's release on November 1 by shooting me your email address HERE.

TIME IS THE ENEMY

In 1771, Alexia had everything: the man of her dreams, reconciliation with her father, even a child on the way. But she was never meant to stay. It broke her heart, but Alexia heeded destiny and traveled five hundred years back to stop the Soulless from becoming.

In the thirteenth century, the Holy Roman Church has ordered the Knights Templar to exterminate the Passionate, her bloodline. As Alexia fights this new threat—along with an unfathomable evil and her own heart—the Soulless genesis nears. But none of her hard-won battles may matter if she dies in childbirth before completing her mission.

Can Alexia escape her own clock?

(THIS IS YOUR LAST CHANCE!!)

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Timeless

by Crystal Collier

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What comes to mind when you hear the phrase "There can be only one"?