Friday, September 20, 2013

Chocolate VS Cheese

SOMEONE (who will remain unnamed) argued with me last month that chocolate is the solution to all our problems, not cheese. I completely disagree, but anonymous friend, this one goes out to you: 


Okay, bear with me here.

Chocolate is the "salad" of the food world. Yay, chocolate. *spinning a finger in a circle*

But the moon is made of cheese, and the moon is round, like a filet mignon. Therefore, where chocolate is salad, cheese is steak.

And I like steak a TON more than salad. ; )


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  1. Lol! I like steak with my salad. The best of both worlds. :)

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    1. Ooh! I bet you like the number three too. *squinty eyes*

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  2. So chocolate counts as a salad? I've finally fuond a loophole!!!

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    1. You totally missed my muffin post, didn't you? *sigh*

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  3. I prefer to not have to choose between these two delights. I'll take cheese as the meal and use the chocolate to fill in the gaps.

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    1. People love cheese. People love chocolate. Chocolate cheese! We'll make millions! (Kidding, kidding.)

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  4. Hahahaha, Crystal! Chocolate also counts as a veggie. WOWOWOWOW!!! I'm thinking I can fit chocolate into all of the food groups. It's gonna be a chocolatey day. :-)

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  5. It's hard to argue with that kind of logic.

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    1. =) Hey, any logic that justifies yummy food is worth embracing, right?

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  6. Yeah, I think I have to agree with you. While I love chocolate, I can only have so much at a time. Cheese, however, I could eat all day.
    Mmm cheese...

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  7. Woohoo it sounds like I finally have my excuse to eat more chocolate. Cheeses is good too, no arguments there lol.

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    1. Hey, if all else fails, chalk it up to the extra endorphins. ;)

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  8. Too funny! But I think I could argue that even though chocolate come from a tree, it's a fruit, so therefore it's a fruit salad which is a lot better than a regular salad! :)

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    1. LOL. I guess it's true, but I'd still rather have steak than fruit salad. ;)

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  9. Steak definitely wins over salad. But personally, I think chocolate deserves its own food group :) Therefore a meal should be balanced out by some kind of chocolate addition.

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  10. Hi, I love salad before my steak. So I love both and refuse to deprive myself of either -- salad, steak, chocolate or cheese. You know you can have a cheese course before dessert or is that before the salad course. Eat and by merry.

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    1. Yikes, if you're going to eat both this could get confusing. ;)

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  11. Giving up chocolate is not hard for me. I have done it before. Giving up cheese, well, lets just say I have tried to do it and failed. You absolutely win.

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    1. LOL. Give up cheese? Why would you even attempt such a thing? *shudders*

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  12. I have to agree with the person who said chocolate solves everything. Just used it last night when I was wiped out and my daughter takes a tiny piece in the mornings to motivate her to get up at 4:50 am. Sorry.

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    1. But have you tried cheese instead? That's the real question. ;)

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  13. I have to be more careful eating cheese--some of it I love is aged in such a way that I can end up with a nasty migraine. :-)

    I eat most things in moderation but I have to say there are times there is no substitute for chocolate. More than diamonds, it's a girls best friend! :-D

    Sia McKye Over Coffee

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    1. The beauty of cheese is there's a variety for anyone, right? I mean of the 800+ types...

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  14. LOL good argument!

    I cannot eat chocolate anymore, so cheese automatically wins!
    But oh, I crave chocolate so much sometimes now that I can't have it, it's terrible.

    But I still think peanut butter trumps both chocolate and cheese, unfortunately I'm not allowed to have that either.
    So cheese still wins. Until I can have peanut butter again.

    Cheese wins, *conditionally*!!! :)

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    1. ...

      *squinting*

      Okay, I guess that acceptable. As long as cheese wins.

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  15. Actually, cheese and thank you. Being a dog, I just love cheese. Chocolate is a no, no, sadly.

    The whole issue at steak has been pawfoundly stated by you, my human friend. Salad? Lettuce think about that cos we want to :)

    Pawsitive wishes and a good weekend to you,

    Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star!

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    1. LOL. You heard it folks! If the dog endorses it, how can you argue?

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  16. Psh, chocolate is totally a nut. Or maybe a fruit. It is the seed of a fruit, after all! (odd note: the cocoa fruit is rather delicious, with faint hints of peach).

    Anyway, cheese > chocolate any day. I just never knew there were so many of us cheese fans!

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    1. Well there'd have to be, right? I mean ITS AWESOME. ;)

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  17. Forgive me for leaving a link, but you might find this comic about the meaning of life amusing: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2590

    Hint, the answer is cheese.

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    1. LOL!!! That was super awesomesauce! Thanks for that.

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  18. Chocolate cheese cake. Turkey cheese fries. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb2qQWIOsFM)

    Sorry. It's been a long week. Brain went into strange linking mode.

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    1. Well, it's a jump, but okay... I'm a fan of cheese fries, not so much turkey. (See the steak reference above.)

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    2. Check out the video. My niece and nephews are kind of obsessed with it, especially the 3-year-old.

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    3. Yeah, I'm reminded of the Badger video. *shudders* The things that catch on, eh?

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  19. Chocolate cheesecake does seem the ultimate compromise in this situation. :P

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  20. The Cheese Queen has spoken.
    End of story.

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    1. Oh, is that you or me? And if it's me, do I get a crown? *clapping giddily* It better be made of hard cheese though. No brie in the hair for me.

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  21. Haha, I'm not a big chocolate eater, but considering I worked in marketing, I have to applaud the spin of that ;)

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    1. Have I mentioned I considered a career in advertising? ;)

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  22. I'm still lobbying for pizza to be one of the food groups...

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    1. *covering the kids ears* You mean it isn't?

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  23. Proves that chocolate is good for you!! It's so part of your healthy "five a day" fruit and veg intake!! I am most happy!
    :-) Take care
    x

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  24. I could really go for a chocolate/cheese sandwich right about now.

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  25. Yay.. Chocolate wins.. always :P
    but I can never part with cheese too.

    there's always this fight b/w 2 best things.. which one tops :D

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    1. Cheese. Cheese wins. Didn't I say cheese wins? *palm to forehead*

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  26. I'm going to start telling people I eat a lot of salad.

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  27. *hee* Too funny! I love both theories. I'm a picky eater, though, so it doesn't really matter to me who wins in the Chocolate Vs. Cheese debate, since I don't crave either. XD

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Hit me with your cheese!