SOMEONE (who will remain unnamed) argued with me last month that chocolate is the solution to all our problems, not cheese. I completely disagree, but anonymous friend, this one goes out to you:
Okay, bear with me here.
Chocolate is the "salad" of the food world. Yay, chocolate. *spinning a finger in a circle*
But the moon is made of cheese, and the moon is round, like a filet mignon. Therefore, where chocolate is salad, cheese is steak.
And I like steak a TON more than salad. ; )
Lol! I like steak with my salad. The best of both worlds. :)
ReplyDeleteOoh! I bet you like the number three too. *squinty eyes*
DeleteSo chocolate counts as a salad? I've finally fuond a loophole!!!
ReplyDeleteYou totally missed my muffin post, didn't you? *sigh*
DeleteI prefer to not have to choose between these two delights. I'll take cheese as the meal and use the chocolate to fill in the gaps.
ReplyDeletePeople love cheese. People love chocolate. Chocolate cheese! We'll make millions! (Kidding, kidding.)
DeleteHahahaha, Crystal! Chocolate also counts as a veggie. WOWOWOWOW!!! I'm thinking I can fit chocolate into all of the food groups. It's gonna be a chocolatey day. :-)
ReplyDeleteSo glad to have assisted, Robyn. *bows*
DeleteIt's hard to argue with that kind of logic.
ReplyDelete=) Hey, any logic that justifies yummy food is worth embracing, right?
DeleteYeah, I think I have to agree with you. While I love chocolate, I can only have so much at a time. Cheese, however, I could eat all day.
ReplyDeleteMmm cheese...
Mmm, cheese. *high five*
DeleteWoohoo it sounds like I finally have my excuse to eat more chocolate. Cheeses is good too, no arguments there lol.
ReplyDeleteHey, if all else fails, chalk it up to the extra endorphins. ;)
DeleteI want steak AND salad.
ReplyDeleteMe too. Me too.
DeleteToo funny! But I think I could argue that even though chocolate come from a tree, it's a fruit, so therefore it's a fruit salad which is a lot better than a regular salad! :)
ReplyDeleteLOL. I guess it's true, but I'd still rather have steak than fruit salad. ;)
DeleteSteak definitely wins over salad. But personally, I think chocolate deserves its own food group :) Therefore a meal should be balanced out by some kind of chocolate addition.
ReplyDeleteWe shall dub a new food group then. Yay!
DeleteHi, I love salad before my steak. So I love both and refuse to deprive myself of either -- salad, steak, chocolate or cheese. You know you can have a cheese course before dessert or is that before the salad course. Eat and by merry.
ReplyDeleteYikes, if you're going to eat both this could get confusing. ;)
DeleteGiving up chocolate is not hard for me. I have done it before. Giving up cheese, well, lets just say I have tried to do it and failed. You absolutely win.
ReplyDeleteLOL. Give up cheese? Why would you even attempt such a thing? *shudders*
DeleteI have to agree with the person who said chocolate solves everything. Just used it last night when I was wiped out and my daughter takes a tiny piece in the mornings to motivate her to get up at 4:50 am. Sorry.
ReplyDeleteBut have you tried cheese instead? That's the real question. ;)
DeleteI have to be more careful eating cheese--some of it I love is aged in such a way that I can end up with a nasty migraine. :-)
ReplyDeleteI eat most things in moderation but I have to say there are times there is no substitute for chocolate. More than diamonds, it's a girls best friend! :-D
Sia McKye Over Coffee
The beauty of cheese is there's a variety for anyone, right? I mean of the 800+ types...
DeleteLOL good argument!
ReplyDeleteI cannot eat chocolate anymore, so cheese automatically wins!
But oh, I crave chocolate so much sometimes now that I can't have it, it's terrible.
But I still think peanut butter trumps both chocolate and cheese, unfortunately I'm not allowed to have that either.
So cheese still wins. Until I can have peanut butter again.
Cheese wins, *conditionally*!!! :)
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Delete*squinting*
Okay, I guess that acceptable. As long as cheese wins.
Actually, cheese and thank you. Being a dog, I just love cheese. Chocolate is a no, no, sadly.
ReplyDeleteThe whole issue at steak has been pawfoundly stated by you, my human friend. Salad? Lettuce think about that cos we want to :)
Pawsitive wishes and a good weekend to you,
Penny the Jack Russell dog and modest internet star!
LOL. You heard it folks! If the dog endorses it, how can you argue?
DeletePsh, chocolate is totally a nut. Or maybe a fruit. It is the seed of a fruit, after all! (odd note: the cocoa fruit is rather delicious, with faint hints of peach).
ReplyDeleteAnyway, cheese > chocolate any day. I just never knew there were so many of us cheese fans!
Well there'd have to be, right? I mean ITS AWESOME. ;)
DeleteForgive me for leaving a link, but you might find this comic about the meaning of life amusing: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2590
ReplyDeleteHint, the answer is cheese.
LOL!!! That was super awesomesauce! Thanks for that.
DeleteChocolate cheese cake. Turkey cheese fries. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wb2qQWIOsFM)
ReplyDeleteSorry. It's been a long week. Brain went into strange linking mode.
Well, it's a jump, but okay... I'm a fan of cheese fries, not so much turkey. (See the steak reference above.)
DeleteCheck out the video. My niece and nephews are kind of obsessed with it, especially the 3-year-old.
DeleteYeah, I'm reminded of the Badger video. *shudders* The things that catch on, eh?
DeleteChocolate cheesecake does seem the ultimate compromise in this situation. :P
ReplyDeleteYikes, you're right.
DeleteThe Cheese Queen has spoken.
ReplyDeleteEnd of story.
Oh, is that you or me? And if it's me, do I get a crown? *clapping giddily* It better be made of hard cheese though. No brie in the hair for me.
DeleteHaha, I'm not a big chocolate eater, but considering I worked in marketing, I have to applaud the spin of that ;)
ReplyDeleteHave I mentioned I considered a career in advertising? ;)
DeleteI'm still lobbying for pizza to be one of the food groups...
ReplyDelete*covering the kids ears* You mean it isn't?
DeleteProves that chocolate is good for you!! It's so part of your healthy "five a day" fruit and veg intake!! I am most happy!
ReplyDelete:-) Take care
x
We aims to please. *bows*
DeleteI could really go for a chocolate/cheese sandwich right about now.
ReplyDelete*gag* You have fun with that. *gag*
DeleteYay.. Chocolate wins.. always :P
ReplyDeletebut I can never part with cheese too.
there's always this fight b/w 2 best things.. which one tops :D
Cheese. Cheese wins. Didn't I say cheese wins? *palm to forehead*
DeleteI'm going to start telling people I eat a lot of salad.
ReplyDeleteLOL! Awesome.
Delete*hee* Too funny! I love both theories. I'm a picky eater, though, so it doesn't really matter to me who wins in the Chocolate Vs. Cheese debate, since I don't crave either. XD
ReplyDelete*gasp* Say it isn't so!
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