SOMEONE (who will remain unnamed) argued with me last month that chocolate is the solution to all our problems, not cheese. I completely disagree, but anonymous friend, this one goes out to you:
Okay, bear with me here.
Chocolate is the "salad" of the food world. Yay, chocolate. *spinning a finger in a circle*
But the moon is made of cheese, and the moon is round, like a filet mignon. Therefore, where chocolate is salad, cheese is steak.
And I like steak a TON more than salad. ; )