That's right--this thing is so posh only a debut author who has sold her soul could afford it.
All 85 inches of sheer awesomeness now wrap my front room* in masterful media so powerful it will blow the collector away when he comes to reposes my soul...er, visit for tea.
*No, I don't actually own this TV. BUT I SHOULD. LOL!
Ahem, so I stumbled across this masterpiece, and I just had to share. If you need a chuckle, check out the reviews HERE.
A sneak peak of what you'll find:
"At first I hesitated to make the purchase, but then I saw the two AA batteries were free with the remote, and I was all in!"
"We got this beauty to replace the bridge's main viewscreen after the last time Sulu traded paint with the Excelsior."
"Although pricey, this beautiful hammock stand is very sturdy and will endure harsh weather and horse bites. Note that the lonely tree landscape it's not real but i get enough of those already, so it's fine."
"My wife and I bought this after selling our daughter Amanda into white slavery. We actually got a refurbished. It's missing the remote, but oh well-- for $10K off, I can afford a universal, right? The picture is amazing. I've never seen the world with such clarity.
Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year."
Amanda, if you're reading this, hang in there, honey! We'll see you in a year."
See what I mean? Go have a chuckle. And happy Friday. What creative spin would you take on a review?
