Tuesday, September 13, 2016

Time is Hilarious

Have you ever laughed about time? Well this WHOLE week I'm attempting to make you do just that.

But first, a HUGE shout and thank you to all the wonderful people helping me share my cover today: Michelle Athy, Christy HintzTania WalshKathy McKendry, Heather Holden, Sheena-kay Graham, and LD Masterson.

And now it's funny time:



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Release Date: November 1, 2016


TIME IS THE ENEMY

In 1771, Alexia had everything: the man of her dreams, reconciliation with her father, even a child on the way. But she was never meant to stay. It broke her heart, but Alexia heeded destiny and traveled five hundred years back to stop the Soulless from becoming.

In the thirteenth century, the Holy Roman Church has ordered the Knights Templar to exterminate the Passionate, her bloodline. As Alexia fights this new threat—along with an unfathomable evil and her own heart—the Soulless genesis nears. But none of her hard-won battles may matter if she dies in childbirth before completing her mission.

Can Alexia escape her own clock?

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Would you rather have a delorian or a tardis?

45 comments:

  1. The Tardis seems more my style. :-D

    Timeless sounds awesome!

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    1. It would. =) See, I don't need a Tardis, not with my teleportation device, time machine and time stopper. Now if I could just get my cloning device back from the ninja who stole it...

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  2. Add a Stargate and a transporter room, and you'll be all over the place.
    You're going to have an awesome week!

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    1. LOL. Yeah, I don't need one of those. I'm already a master of the space time continuum. ;)

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  3. I'm probably the only person alive who hasn't gotten into Dr. Who...

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    1. Not the only. Truthfully, I don't like the last doctor--if that's any comfort.

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  4. Congrats on your newest cover, Crystal!

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    1. Thanks, Leandra! I need to come stop by your place.

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    1. I liked the Matt Smith years. Not a huge fan of the other doctors. Now he was funny.

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  6. You mean, I have to choose? I think the TARDIS is easier as you don't have to have roads or get it up to 88 mph. And fuel is an issue.

    I can totally host your book release on Unicorn Bell. If you'd like...

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    1. Of course I'd like. That would be epic, and thank you for offering!

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  7. I think it would be the TARDIS. Congrats on your cover reveal.

    Thoughts in Progress
    MC Book Tours

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    1. Thank you, Mason. I don't blame you in the least. The TARDIS is pretty epic.

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  8. Delorean. Even though I'm British I can't stand Dr Who.

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  9. It's just so beautiful. I'll have to find some time funnies for my Friday post.

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    1. As long as ours don't overlap... Bring on the cheese. :)

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  10. Wow! Beautiful cover. Congratulations Crystal!

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  11. TARDIS. Especially if comes with the Doctor. (David Tennant or Matt Smith version, please. I don't care for the new doctor either. Stopped watching the show.)

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    1. Totally Matt Smith. That guy is epic! (Did you see him in Pride & Prejudice & Zombies?)

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    2. I love time travel. It's so much fun and I have an upcoming series that involves time travel.

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    3. Ooh! Fun times. It's such fun imagining what it would be like to land in a different era, eh?

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  12. I've heard cheese has time altering properties. Is this true? Congrats on the book!

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    1. *Did he figure out how we power the time machine on his own, or did someone spill?* Ahem, NO. No it does not. *shifty eyes*

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  13. Just dropped in to say congratulations!

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  14. I love your cover! I'll be sharing it later today.

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  15. Such a lovely cover! It seems to be all over the blogosphere this week. Congrats!

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    1. Did you get the memo about taking over the blogosphere? This is serious business.

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  16. Hi Crystal - you are sharing yourself with us ... and in different time zones ... good luck with the release ... and time - we need to garner it in .. cheers Hilary

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  17. Super excited for your launch:) And love having you on my blog... gorgeous cover.

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  18. I want a Tardis. I want the old show back...

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  19. I have often thought it would be interesting to time travel... however; I wouldn't want to change the past... and any little thing could do that... I love time travel shows and my all time favorite book is about time travel... xox Your book color looks wonderful Crystal... I know I told you before <3

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    1. Right? If only we could time travel in a bubble.

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  20. A TARDIS, of course. Since it's bigger on the inside, the Delorean could fit quite easily.

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