Tuesday, October 21, 2014

15 AMAZING Villain Quotes


15. "You have to win every week, He-man, I only have to win once!" = Skeletor

14. Sherlock: People have died.
Moriarty: That's what people DO.

13. "Falling is just like flying except it has a more permanent destination." - Moriarty

12. "You sly dog! You caught me monologuing!" -Syndrome

11. "Ah, how shall I do it? Oh, I know. I'll turn him into a flea, a harmless, little flea, and then I'll put that flea in a box, and then I'll put that box inside of another box, and then I'll mail that box to myself, and when it arrives... ...I'll smash it with a hammer! It's brilliant, brilliant, brilliant, I tell you! Genius, I say!" - Yzma from the Emperor's New Groove

10. "The world is a mess and I just need to rule it." - Dr. Horrible

9. "I'm not going to live there. There's no place for me there... any more than there is for you. Malcolm... I'm a monster.What I do is evil. I have no illusions about it, but it must be done." --The Operative from Serenity. (BEST MOVIE EVER.)

8. "Loxley! I'm gonna cut your heart out with a SPOON!" --Sheriff of Nottingham, Robinhood Prince of Thieves

7. "And every last inch of me's covered in hair." --Gaston, Beauty and the Beast

6. "Is he from heaven or from hell?
And does he know
By granting me my life today
This man has killed me even so." -Javert, Les Miserables

5. "You fool! You fell victim to one of the classic blunders! The most famous is never to get involved in a land war in Asia, and only slightly less well known is this: never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line!" -Vizzini, The Princess Bride

4. "So, Lone Star, now you see that evil will always triumph ... because good is dumb." --Spaceballs

3. "If I had a nickel for every time I've been doomed by a puppet, I would have two nickels. That's not a lot, but it's funny that it happened twice." -- Dr. Heinz Doofenshmirtz

2. "Remember when the platform was sliding into the fire pit, and I was like 'GOODBYE' and you were like 'NO WAYYY' and then I was all 'We pretended we were going to murder you.' That was great."--GLaDOS, Portal

1. And a personal favorite:



   

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34 comments:

  1. All of these made me laugh! Number one is my personal favorite, too! Thank you for making my day!

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  2. You are right - these are good. Number 5 is my favorite, but I am partial to The Princess Bride. :) Thanks for starting my morning with a smile. Happy blog touring!

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  3. I adore your classic lines Crystal... I love the movie Robin Hood Prince of Thieves... ;-)

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  4. Shameful, but I haven't seen any of these. However, that video is hilarious!! lol

    Reminds me of a cute meme on Facebook yesterday of a T-Rex bent over a bed with it's tiny arms and the caption...if you're having a bad day, just imagine a T-Rex trying to make the bed. :)

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  5. The Princess Bride is full of great quotes! Love it! I have to say though, that video might just be my most favorite thing ever. ^_^ I can't stop watching it!

    My most favorite villain quote before meeting the dinasour is from Iron Man 3: "The early bird may get the worm, but it's the second mouse who gets the cheese."

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  6. OMG The Portal one. Love that, but now I have that ending song in my head. "This is a triumph!" LOL

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  7. Oh my gosh, you cracked me up! I don't know which one is my favorite. I love how the Sheriff' of Nottingham's dimwitted relation asks him to explain, "Why a spoon?" But then, can you really top "Good is dumb?" So many great quotes!

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  8. ahhhh these are great!!! Loved your personal favorite . . . I have a big head and little hands hahahahahaha *Cheesy good* ;)

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  9. Haha! I liked the dinosaur. Definitely not a well-thought-out plan!

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  10. *Big Smiles* Thanks for the great Villain Quotes - they all made me smile, and I especially have a soft spot for the Princess Bride. The dinosaur was adorable as well - lol. Thanks for stopping by Book Swoon and have a great day, Crystal :)

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  11. I really like number 15. It just tickles me pink.

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  12. Had a great time with the quotes! And you had a ton to tickle my funny bones.

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  13. My favorite from the list would have to be the robin hood one. "Why a spoon, cousin? Why not an axe?" "Because it's dull, you twit! It'll hurt more!"... lol loved that line and how when he kills his cousin he tells him at least I didn't use a spoon. I would share one from The Dark Knight by The Joker. "The Joker: Do I really look like a guy with a plan? You know what I am? I'm a dog chasing cars. I wouldn't know what to do with one if I caught it! You know, I just... *do* things."
    Matt @ JC's Book Haven.

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  14. I felt so sorry for Tiny the Dinosaur. Those are great quotes.

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  15. I'm proud of myself for knowing most of those quotes :) There are a few I didn't recognize ... *off to research*

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  16. Oh my gosh I love this! my oldest and I were just quoting the dinosaur the other day LOL! I love that quote!

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  17. I'm a huge fan of villains. (Thanks for reminding me of some of these I'd forgotten... GLaDOS, Dr. Horrible, Spaceballs... so great!)

    Personally, I love everything Gaston says. :)

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  18. I don't know that I have a favorite villain quote, but these are so fun!

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  19. Is that -amazing villain- quotes or amazing -villain quotes-?
    Yeah, I know; you're going to say, "Does it matter?"

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  20. Those are awesome. Yes, best movie ever. And two Princess bride quotes. Plus with a spoon, because it will hurt more!

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  21. Great quotes! I'm especially partial to the ones from Sherlock and Dr. Horrible... :)

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  22. Love those quotes! *LOL* I'm iffy on live readings. I've been to a few live readings by a few of my favorite authors. Now when I read their books, I hear their voices and it doesn't work for me. It throws me off. Though I love going into class with my son and listening to his teacher read to the class. I'm more enraptured than the kids at times!

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  23. Those quotations are outstanding. He-Man and Skeletor and all their friends ruled our house when Favorite Young Man was six.

    Love,
    Janie

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  24. Loved the quotes from Sherlock, and The Incredibles.

    I want to add pretty much everything Hans Gruber said in Die Hard. Particularly: You asked for miracles, I give you the FBI.

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  25. These quotes are hilarious!

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  26. A couple of those I can't place. Although, the falling one reminds me of the explanation of how to fly: Throw yourself at the ground really, really hard. And miss. I'm not sure what character said it anymore, but the author was Douglas Adams.

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  27. I think that Skeletor wisdom is pretty spot on.

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  28. I LOVE Skeletor's quote. And I never thought about classic villains that way. I might have to revise my feelings on the subject, and maybe write another story featuring a villain.

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  29. My fav is "I'll get you my pretty! And your little dog, too" it always makes me crack up. And I LOVE everything Doofenschmerz has ever said!

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  30. Some of these lines are quite funny, especially the one about getting caught monologuing. I wonder how we'd all sound if we were caught thinking (or scheming) aloud.

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  31. I love Doofensmirtz!

    And gotta love the Spaceballs reference. Haven't thought of that one in a while but that movie had tons of laughs. I should look it up again.

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  32. Why a spoon?
    Because it will hurt more!

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Hit me with your cheese!