It is WRITERLY WEDNESDAY! (And IWSG, and Gratitude hop...) But how would you like a few laughs first?
Since March comes in like a lion...
And there you have it.
Are you ready to meet a new author and enter to win an awesome book?
Last week, Barb and Hannah Taub shared with us their Nully City books, along with two truths and one lie. Those who guessed the lie correctly were entered into a random drawing to win both eBooks!
The Taub game:
And the lie is:
#3. According to Barb, the Doughboy may actually be considering a restraining order against her.
Their flat occupies one tower of Brancepeth Castle, which is supposedly haunted by Bridget Belasyse, the unfortunate girl left mourning her unfaithful suitor, Bobby Shafto. Neither of them have met the White Lady, but when their little dog absolutely refuses to go up a stairway or enter a room, other castle residents are convinced she sees the White Lady.
Way to guess those of you who got it right! You are officially human lie detectors. And the winner is:
Since March comes in like a lion...
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And there you have it.
Are you ready to meet a new author and enter to win an awesome book?
Last week, Barb and Hannah Taub shared with us their Nully City books, along with two truths and one lie. Those who guessed the lie correctly were entered into a random drawing to win both eBooks!
The Taub game:
1. Barb's roommate is the ghost of the abandoned sweetheart in the Bobby Shafto nursery rhyme.
2. As the seventh daughter of a seventh daughter, Barb's sister would be considered a witch in many places. On the plus side, she will never have to pay for her own beer in Ireland.
3. Barb was a Pillsbury Bake-Off (R) regional semi-finalist.
And the lie is:
#3. According to Barb, the Doughboy may actually be considering a restraining order against her.
Their flat occupies one tower of Brancepeth Castle, which is supposedly haunted by Bridget Belasyse, the unfortunate girl left mourning her unfaithful suitor, Bobby Shafto. Neither of them have met the White Lady, but when their little dog absolutely refuses to go up a stairway or enter a room, other castle residents are convinced she sees the White Lady.
Way to guess those of you who got it right! You are officially human lie detectors. And the winner is:
Congrats, Heather!
Today I have the privilege of introducing a wonderful German friend, Katharina Gerlach (affectionately known as Cat), and her wonderful book:
Since Bryanna grows up in Scotland, she is familiar with
hobgoblins, selkies and kelpies from the tales of her mother country. But she
is very surprised when she starts seeing these creatures one day. Is she
hallucinating? Before she can ask her father's advice, he is kidnapped by a
woman whose scent seems awfully familiar. Instead of calling the police,
Bryanna follows the kidnapper and lands smack-dab in the middle of the
adventure of her life. It's just as well she knows the old legends and myths
well. The world she lands in is murderously dangerous.
And even if she survives the journey, she is fated to
kill her father.
And now, let me introduce you to the wonderful author:
Katharina Gerlach has been telling and writing stories all her life, but
only two years ago, with the success of eBook publishing, she became an Indie
author. She never looked back. Sure, her manuscripts have found praise with
traditional publishers, but no one had the courage to publish something they
couldn’t neatly stuff into a labeled box.
Just like her books, she doesn't fit one box. She's the
daughter of a forester and a studied forestery herself. She's sister to three
brothers, and a mother to three daughters. She's a tomboy at heart and
simultaneously tidy and chaotic – she can’t be any different with her inner Muse dragging her one direction and inner Editor pulling in another.
There are three things in this world she loves more than
anything: her family, stories (hers and those of others) and nature. The best
thing that can happen is when someone she doesn’t know leaves a review for
one of her books telling her how much (s)he liked it.
Her favorite cheese is Tilsiter and she loves it fried with an egg on top and a hint of paprika. You'll find her munching on this treat in her comfy chair in front of the TV. To learn more about her, sign up for her news here.
Cat gave me two truths and one lie to test your "lie detector" skills. Those who figure out the lie will go into my magic hat for a chance to win Scotlands Guardians, and there will be THREE winners this week. Eek! How cool is that? You have until Tuesday, March 11, at 1 p.m. EDT to guess--and be sure to come back for the answer on March 12.
TRUTH OR LIE
1. Cat loves to go shopping, especially for shoes.
2. She's married to the love of her life, whom she met at the ripe old age of 16.
3. She sold her first story when she was ten.
Today I'm combining the two, and I hope my wonderful friendlies will forgive me. Sheri Larsen’s IT’S ALL ABOUT GRATITUDE BLOG HOP is happening now. If you don’t follow Sheri’s blog, you can find her fantastic blog HERE.
This month I just want to say, I applaud all you authors who inspire me. This is a long journey. It's exciting one day and dog-depressing the next. I'm just so glad I have you all along with me. You rock.
Which is the lie? Do you know any awesome lion jokes? What has you laughing today?
P.S. I'm Over at Reading Between the Wines today. Check it out!
Your book looks interesting Cate. I'm curious about the familiar scent of the woman.
ReplyDeleteNo lion jokes, but there is a song the children sing here in Ghana:
A lion, a lion
A lion has a tail
It has a big head
And a very small waist, and a very small waist (when they sing this line they put their hands on their hips and wiggle)
It cracks me up everytime.
I love that song. It sounds a bit like one we got in Germany. of course it's not about lions but about a stork -- and it isn't a stork, it's a female stork at the end. Quite fun to sing.
DeleteI'd love to hear the kids chanting that. How cute!
DeleteSounds quite intriguing Cate!! And I love these lion pics. Especially the one of the female lion yelling while the male lion cowers in the corner lol.
ReplyDeleteMy favorite is the one with the zombie reference. ;-)
DeleteFun fact: my birthday is in early August so I'm actually a Leo. lol
Cat, it was totally meant to be--all the feline references. =)
DeleteI can't stop laughing at the PMS one!!!!
ReplyDeleteSheri at Writer's Alley
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PMS? Hey, I read arms and thought the joke didn't make sense... rofl. I think I need new glasses.
DeleteWhat woman hasn't felt that way, eh?
DeleteCat's book sounds great! I'm not any good at the truths and lies, so I'll wait for the reveal. :-)
ReplyDeleteIt's not really difficult. Hint: check out my website or find me on FB to see what I usually post and you will be able to spot the lie.
DeleteOkay, okay. If you insist.
DeleteGreat pictures! Ma happi face. :D
ReplyDeleteCat's book sounds wonderful!
My guess: the lie is #1.
Glad you don't have a mug like that, eh?
DeleteMEOW!
ReplyDeleteGood stuff! Love the PMS lion!
LOL. Of course.
DeleteAlright that lion with the happy face totally got me ;)
ReplyDeleteI'm reminded of the beast in Beauty and the Beast when they're trying to get him to smile, but then suggest maybe he shouldn't smile.
DeleteFried cheese with an egg on top? Oh, my. I may have just drooled a little ;)
ReplyDeleteCongratulations, Cat! The book sounds great.
And I love that first picture of the (drugged) lion getting a foot massage... ;)
Cheese/egg is quite savory so I don't eat it often. I'm still 20cm undersized. ;-)
DeleteI want to be the lion with the foot massage. =)
DeleteThe PMS lion made me laugh out loud!
ReplyDeleteShe's epic.
DeleteLOVE the PMS lion LOL LOL. Classic.
ReplyDeleteCongrats and best of luck to Katharina!
I need a copy of it to post on my mirror in warning to my hubby when it's that time.
DeleteHah! That first lion picture reminds me of one of my cats. Doesn't look at all comfortable to me.
ReplyDeleteYou mean you don't like laying on your back and getting a foot massage? ;)
DeleteI wouldn't want to be the one holding the foot...
DeleteI can't wait for March to go out like a lamb. Enough with this snow already!
ReplyDeleteThe lion pictures are adorable. We can say that about lions, right? I mean, sure, they'd bite my face off but, they can look pretty friendly too.
Go Katharina! Fitting in a box is for the birds!! =)
Elsie
AJ's wHooligan in the A-Z Challenge
co-host IWSG
Thanks for encouraging me. That's exactly what I need.
DeleteLOL. Sure, as long as you still have a face to say it with, lions are adorable. =)
DeleteI love books like this ~ my Scottish Celtic Soul connects! I think the lie is #1. Have a good week! I especially loved the zombie/lion joke! Have a good one, Crystal!
ReplyDeleteMy favorite too. It's a little unfair that I can't have a go at truth/lie myself. But I understand. After all I have an unfair advantage.
DeleteLOL. Cat, you crack me up!
DeleteFundy, friend, thanks for the well wishes!
Your lion pix have me laughing today! I'm looking out my window right now at piles of snow so I'd say that we are still in the Lion part of March!
ReplyDeleteUnless you're down south. (What is this mythical "snow" you speak of?)
DeleteYou had me laughing today. Loved Moustacha. The lie is #1
ReplyDeleteYou have to say it out loud, right? I love it too.
DeleteLove the lion jokes, particularly the PMS one. You do have the most interesting guests. Didn't know you could fry cheese. That's a new one for me.
ReplyDeleteScotland's Guardians sounds like an exciting read.
Oh, friend cheese... You've been missing out, Joy. Super tasty stuff there.
Deleteglad you learned something new.
DeleteI know I wouldn't have made it this far without the support and inspiration of others.
ReplyDeleteThe zombie lion one is hilarious.
Coming off a Walking Dead binge, I couldn't resist.
Deletemy favorite too
DeleteCrystal you do it again with the images. Very funny...laugh out loud at the zombie joke.
ReplyDeleteI am also so grateful for the writers who made me want to keep writing and reading.
Leanne Ross ( readfaced.wordpress.com & @LeanneRossRF )
They're the best, right? The people who keep you going?
DeleteI so agree.
Deletei don't think she likes to shoe shop!---she seems like a really interesting person---that lion with the smiley face made me chuckle!
ReplyDeleteMe too. Me too.
Deleteall the pictures are great
DeleteI don't have any lion jokes, but you did make me laugh with the pictures. :) Thanks for that!
ReplyDeleteHappy Wednesday!
Any time, Karen. =) Happy Cheese!
DeleteSounds like a super book! I vaguely remember my Scottish grandmother telling me folk tales when I was a young girl.
ReplyDeleteA couple of my favorite lion images: one of a kitten looking into a mirror, and seeing the image of a lion, and the other of a lioness yelling at her mate, '"Bite me is just an expression, Bob!"
As for which is a lie, I'll go with number one. That'd sure be a lie for me.
LOL. I looked at both of those and passed them up for zombie lions and MUSTACHA! =)
DeleteLion zombies would be terrifying.
ReplyDeleteI'll guess the lie is #1, because my cats hate shopping / car rides of any sort.
So true. (Ooh,..shiny new concept...must not go write about it...)
DeleteMoustascha! Ahhh, that totally made me bust up!
ReplyDeleteAnd I'm going to guess that #1 is the lie :)
Did you say it out loud too? Love that one.
DeleteThanks to all of Crystal's readers for your fantastic comments and wonderful guesses last week.
ReplyDeleteI think I've seen that PMS lion in my bathroom mirror once or twice. Certainly my family has been very very scared.
Best of luck to Katharina with your new book. It sounds amazing! I'm going to go with number 1 for the lie, because that's what it would be for me. I currently have three pairs of shoes, and only have #3 because my sister was so disgusted by the state of my other two pairs that she pulled off her new boots and forced them on me. I seriously hate shoe shopping...
Barb, haven't we all been that lion at some point?
DeleteGoodness woman, if I ever come to visit and get me some real cheese, I'm going to have to whisk you away to the shoe store with me. =)
Me too
DeleteCongrats and best of luck to Katharina!
ReplyDeleteI don't know how anyone does this journey without support from their buddies! Unimaginable!
ReplyDeleteLOVE the lion pics!!
Seconded! We need our writerlies and bloggies.
DeleteThirded!
DeleteDo lions eat cheese?
ReplyDeleteI bet they eat Munster.
If I owned a lion, it would eat cheese, and it would eat muenster. =)
DeleteI have to get me a home security system like that! ;)
ReplyDeleteI KNOW, right?
DeleteSounds like an intriguing book, Cat! I loved what you said about other writers on the journey, too, Crystal. It makes it all worthwhile.
ReplyDeleteSo true, Jenni. So true.
DeleteI absolutely agree.
DeleteI never heard of Tilsiter cheese? Good Luck with your book Katharina. I'd say the lie is #1.
ReplyDelete*gasp* Never heard of it? Be still my heart!
DeleteIt's the only "smelly" cheese my kids will eat (it's not really smelly they just call it that because it's got an aroma).
DeleteI love all the lion pictures, it is one of my most favorite animals... I love the funny ones, so cute :)
ReplyDeleteThank you for the really lovely comment on my blog Crystal, I really loved it and the fact that you took the time to stop by the extra few moments it took to comment :) Enjoy the rest of the week ahead :)
Same to you, Launna. Here's to the blogging sisterhood, eh?
DeleteThe lion pics made me laugh! :) Congrats to Heather! As for the lie, I think it's #1. Good luck to Katharina!
ReplyDeleteYes! Mission accomplished. =)
DeleteAre you going to have some lambs at the end of the month? I'm thinking #1 is the lie.
ReplyDeleteI might eat lamb at the end of the month. Not sure they'll make it into a post though. I tend to think lambs are kind of (how do I put this nicely) unintelligent?
DeleteThey're not. They just look unintelligent and their kind of logic goes against our logic because they're herd animals.
DeleteI like the name Katharina, and the lion photos are great.
ReplyDeleteLove,
Janie
No, you're great, Janie. =)
DeleteThank you.
DeleteThose lion pics are hilarious!
ReplyDeleteAnd congrats to Heather and Katharina!
An attitude of gratitude is the way to go... I always remind myself that there are many people who are less fortunate than me!
HAPPY WORLD READ ALOUD DAY!
Writer In Transit
Yay! I can't remember if I actually read out loud that day. I think I did. WAIT, I know I did in the morning. Whew! I was starting to get worried here.
DeleteI so agree
DeleteLove the lion photos. Especially the one about home security. Katharina's book is quite intriguing. Especially when a stallion is fighting the Lochness monster on the cover and gets photobombed by a pair of fighting cartoon/anime girls. Get it? Enjoy your day you two and I'll pick the lie later.
ReplyDeleteOoh! I want to see a photobomb. That sounds exciting, or messy, or both. Either way, it sound fun.
DeleteIt's not a stallion, it's a kelpie ;-)
DeleteI love the lions, but if I said I knew a good lion joke, I'd be lion.
ReplyDeleteI'm going to guess #3 is the li...on.
Okay. I think I've worn that one out. xD
Fun post. :)
IWSG #268 (until Alex culls the list again or I goof and get myself deleted. :P)
Lol. I had to expect the puns.
Deletelol
DeleteHey Crystal!
ReplyDeleteI'd be lion if I say I didn't appreciate your posting. Yes, cheese and thank you.
Number one is the lion, um lie. Yes, I saw that Melissa was thinking like me. Should I be worried :)
Thanks for the mention of "I Was Seeking Gary." I would show gratitude if all those blog hops would end, forever!
Gary :)
Beware, Gary, you and Melissa may be mental twins switched at birth. ;)
DeleteOh, goodness, now I keep seeing animated pictures. Just as well I'm not epileptic! Obviously #1 is a lie, as women don't really like shopping for shoes, do they?
ReplyDeleteI don't know. Do they? My husband likes shoe shopping. I don't mind it...if I have money. BUT, I'd rather be reading. =)
DeleteMy husband has more shoes than I have (can give that away now since the lie has been revealed while I was away).
DeleteLove, love, love "moustacha"!! Too funny!!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Catharina! I think the lie is #1.
I'm just lion around, waiting for my husband to rub my feet and bring me something cold to drink. Just kidding!! :)
LOL. I think you should--lie around and wait for your hubby to treat you. You deserve it, right? ;)
DeleteA cold drink sounds like just the thing I need now. ;-)
DeleteThe PMS lion made me snort, Crystal!
ReplyDeleteCongratulations on your release, Cat!
Snorting, now that I've got to hear.
DeleteThank you.
DeleteAs a Leo, I wholly appreciate all the lion pics. ^_^
ReplyDeleteJust for you, Mason. It was all for you. =)
Deleteand for me...
DeleteHa! What is the only animal a lion is afraid of? A lioness:) Enjoyed Cat's blurb of Scotlands Guardians! I'm a sucker for well wrought mythology. I'd wager shoe shopping isn't high on Cat's priority list, being a tomboy and all:)
ReplyDeleteCheers!
WriterlySam Join the A to Z Theme Reveal Party!
I'm a total sucker for great mythology too...well, as long as it's written well. =)
Deletegot me, Sam
DeleteI hope it is, it's hard to judge if one's the author
Love the funny messages and the photos, Crystal! I was laughing out loud while I was going through them. Some people here at the Internet Cafe were looking at me in a weird way so I had to stop. :-)
ReplyDeleteWish I could join the giveaways... *sigh*. It's kinda hard that I'm miles away.
Love your IWSG post! My apologies for the late visit. Got a time limit with the computer here at the Net Cafe.
Will visit your blog again and see what I've missed. All the best!
SittieCates
The Musings of a Hopeful and Pecunious Wordsmith
Oh my. Glad you got some laughing in, sorry for the funny looks. It would definitely be difficult to stay up with everyone from an internet cafe, but I'm so glad you stopped by. It's great to hear from you, Sittie.
DeleteLike SittieCates, distance keeps me from joining the giveaways--but I'll take a guess anyway. Sounds like #1 is the lie :) Good for Cat for going indie. Traditional publishing houses, eat your hard little hearts out ;)
ReplyDeleteThanks for stopping by my blog earlier this week--I can't believe you've been to Curaçao! That's so awesome! Could I possibly entice you into doing a short guest post about your visit? No rush, no specific timing or anything; I'd just love to have a new viewpoint about this island I call home now. Let me know?
Thanks!
Guilie @ Quiet Laughter
Oh my... It's been 12 years since I hit Curaçao, but I remember how bright and beautiful everything was. We even bought a little shirt for my son there. I would go back in a heartbeat for sure, but I certainly didn't spend enough time there to really do the island justice.
DeleteI've always wanted a pet lion. Which is kind of crazy because I've always been scared of dogs. Lions are just so much cooler.
ReplyDeleteLOL. I just read a story about a pet lion, who ate his owner. Yeah...
Deletewell, they're not meant to be pets
DeleteI love the "happy face" lion! I'm guessing #3 is the lie. (If it's not, I'd like to know how she sold her story!)
ReplyDeleteYou and me, both, Sherry.
DeleteThere was a call for short stories in a local paper for kids aged 10 and up. The emphasize was on imagination. I was the youngest to participate I think and I came in 3rd. I got 10 Deutsche Mark and was extremely proud. The funny thing is, I never considered writing stories as a way I could use to make a living despite that early success.
DeleteThe PMS'ing lion is still making me laugh. I'm grateful to blogland also, and glad for our connection.
ReplyDeleteBe well, Crystal.
xoRobyn
Aw. You're so sweet, Robyn. =)
DeleteThe lions are adorable. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteAll for you, Beverly. =)
DeleteOh Lord, I loved the brains/zombie movie pictures.
ReplyDeleteOkay, Cat, here goes...I think number 1 is the lie.
Zombie lions are pretty hilarious.
DeleteThe zombie was my favorite too
DeleteI'm going to say #1 is the lie.
ReplyDeleteWe had quite a rainstorm on the 1st. Lions indeed...
Was it raining lions? ;)
DeleteRaining lions... that would probably be a little too dangerous.
DeleteWhat an awesome blog hop! Yeah for gratitude. I agree with you- so nice to have the support of so many amazing people. :)
ReplyDeleteSounds like an interesting book! I love magical creatures! Thanks for the chance to win. I think #1 is the lie.
~Jess
Amazing people indeed! Thanks for playing today, Jess.
DeleteIt's always all about the people you know.
Deletethanks for the laughs, and yes, I want to cuddle with the lions!
ReplyDeleteOoh, that could be an interesting post: cuddling with lions. =)
DeleteI needed a laugh this morning. Thanks. Wishing Cat much success. Love the book cover. Congrats Heather! Have a great weekend!
ReplyDeleteHappy to serve. Take some cheese on your way out the door, eh? ;)
DeleteThanks
DeleteI think #1 is the lie and congrats to Heather.
ReplyDeleteLol, so hilarious with the pics.
If I'm good for anything, it's a laugh. =)
DeleteI loved the lions! They put a smile on what was my "sour morning" face. And congrats to Heather.
ReplyDeleteOops, I meant congrats to Christina. Clearly, my morning dose of coffee has not made it to my brain yet. (But congrats to Heather too for winning the book.)
ReplyDeleteConnie, I love you either way--coffee or no. Glad to have you here.
DeleteAs long as the zombie lion doesn't...
Deleteget to your brain I mean.
DeleteLOL at all those lions! I actually never knew that "March comes in like a lion" phrase until my mom told me it last week. Very funny to suddenly see it on your blog!
ReplyDeleteAnd I still can't believe I won! I'm never good at those truth/lie games normally, heh.
Seriously? How could you have not heard that one until now? That's crazy.
DeleteCongrats to you, Heather. Hope you LOVE Null City.
Congratulations and I hope you'll like the book.
DeleteI'm going to go with #1, because I hate hobbling around shoe departments. ;)
ReplyDeleteMy goodness, don't we all? If only you could virtual test shoes out--like through simulation. Hey, that's not a bad idea. I should totally market that one.
Deletelol. I'd so use that tool.
DeleteIt's hard to believe you have time to write a blog post with all you have going on in your life... You are amazing!
ReplyDeleteNo, Sharon, you're the amazing one--with all that crazy contest stuff. Are you still sane?
DeleteSeconded
DeleteI needed every single lion meme. The brains was my favorite. :)
ReplyDeleteYay! Glad you were able to enjoy them, Libby.
Deletemine too.
DeleteThe lion jokes are awesome..lions are my favorite kitties, after my own kitty, of course!
ReplyDeleteKatharina's book sounds really great!
I used to love kitties...until I had kiddies. Now it's one or the other. Both might kill me (cleaning wise).
DeleteAny book with Scottish/Celtic mythology looks good to me, thansk for hipping me to it:)
ReplyDeleteGlad to share, Mark.
DeleteI'm going with shoe shopping as the lie.
ReplyDeleteThe lion memes were hilarious!
And may the cheese be with you. ;)
DeleteCrystal, what a fun-filled post! I'm also going to guess shoe-shopping. Cat's feet look sore, so I'm guessing she hates shoes! I'm right, right! I knew it!
ReplyDeleteLOL. Very astute. (And I'd love to tell you you're right, but I can for at least an hour...if you are right.)
DeleteI do. I run around nearly barefoot all year unless it snows or rains heavily.
DeleteCongrats to Heather. I'll guess .... No. 1! Have a great week! :)
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You too, Shah!
DeleteWhat a comprehensive post. You are such a positive person. It's great to see you helping out other authors.
ReplyDeleteGoodness, I hope I'm positive. I try, but some days are just, you know, DAYS. This is a good one though, and I'm wishing you cheese, Theresa. Thank you for the kind words.
DeleteThose lion pics have absolutely made my day. As someone cursed with 'bitchy resting face', I especially love the one with the scowling 'happi' face.
ReplyDeleteLoved all the lion photos. Congratulations to Heather!
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