It's been a serious and busy week around here. Are you in need of a laugh as much as I am? Today's chuckles brought to you by frogs:
This month I'm highlighting fellow authors from:
Last week we met the fabulous Sylvia Ney and had an opportunity win her contemporary short story, BROKEN ANGEL. Everyone who guessed her Truth or Lie game correctly were entered into a random drawing for the chance to win an eBook.
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This month I'm highlighting fellow authors from:
(Because waiting until later would just be silly.)
Last week we met the fabulous Sylvia Ney and had an opportunity win her contemporary short story, BROKEN ANGEL. Everyone who guessed her Truth or Lie game correctly were entered into a random drawing for the chance to win an eBook.
The Game:
The lie: #2. Sylvia WISHES this were true! While she has ghost written for others, none of them are nearly as famous as the talented Ms. Roberts aka JD Robb.
Way to guess everyone! And the winner is:
...DRUM ROLL...
And now meet the author of FOLDS IN LIFE AND DEATH in the Parallels anthology, Cherie Reich (and for your reading pleasure, a quick excerpt):
She smiled. The first paper magic her mother had taught her included paper frogs. The Paperist gene skipped Charlie, but their older brother George and she had the gift. George had been a Paperist in the army, but his skills didn’t save him when an enemy sniper’s bullet killed him.
Her smile faltered.
The news hadn’t reported any new information about what happened to the President and his family. The longer the world waited for an announcement, the more speculation swirled among the journalists. Allyson shared their curiosity. What was taking so long? The President should make a speech—either in front of the reporters camped out as close to the White House as possible or from a secure location. No member of the White House staff had spoken to anyone.
“Damn it, Charlie. Where are you?” She kicked out and knocked into a paper frog under her desk. “Oops, sorry.”
The frog limped.
A firm knock sounded upon the front door, followed a few seconds later by the bell ringing.
“I’m…” The coming didn’t leave her lips. She hastened to the foyer and peered out the door’s side glass. Two military men, dressed in sharp and crisp uniforms, stood outside. She understood what their arrival meant. Her family experienced the same news when the army men came about George. Her knees weakened. She opened the door and clutched the frame.
Sounds awesome, right? It is. Today Cherie is offering her fantasy novel, REBORN, to the winner of her truth and lie game:
Her boring temple life screeches to a halt when visions of her parents’ murders consume her. Yssa races across an ocean to stop the future. If she can’t change Fate, she’ll refuse to be the Phoenix Prophetess any longer. Fate, however, has other plans for her and the kingdom.
Yssa must either accept her destiny or fight to change Fate.
Ready to meet the author?
You might run across Cherie munching on cheddars, smoked Gouda, brie, goat cheese, feta cheese… And so many more. Recently she discovered there was such a thing as a cheese librarian. Unfortunately it requires a Masters in Library and Information Science. It’s just her luck that she's a mere library assistant and doesn’t have her MLIS.
Cherie gave me two truths and one lie to test your "lie detector" skills. Those who figure out the lie will go into my magic hat for the chance to win REBORN in eBook.
You have until Tuesday, May 24, at 2 p.m. EDT to guess. Be sure to come back for the answers on May 25, 8 a.m EDT.
TRUTH OR LIE
1. From a span of one August to another, Cherie performed in seven theatrical productions.
2. Cherie changed her major four times while in college.
3. Cherie has studied six languages. Unfortunately, she’s only proficient in one.
2. Cherie changed her major four times while in college.
3. Cherie has studied six languages. Unfortunately, she’s only proficient in one.
So sleuths, which is the lie? Are you a fan of frogs? Do you read fantasy or speculative fiction? Have you met Cherie?
I like the evil frog. he's definitely planning something.
ReplyDeleteWow, no idea on the lie. Let's say the first one.
That evil frog is thinking of some huge plot twists. :)
DeleteLOL, loving all these frogs! That bear one is adorable...
ReplyDeleteAnd how exciting to see Cherie featured here! I'm going to guess #3 is the lie...
The bear one is adorable. He seems to be waiting to try out his first hop.
DeleteI like the last frog best too. Great to see Cherie here. I'll have to say #3 is the lie because I think she's awesome enough to be fluent in all those languages!
ReplyDeleteI wish I was that fluent in many different languages. :)
DeleteLove the frogs!!! And thanks for the chuckle!!! I pick lie #3 for Cherie.
ReplyDeleteI love what Crystal found for the frog memes. :)
DeleteHehehe! Thanks for the laugh! And yay for Cherie. I LOVE her books. :)
ReplyDeleteAww, thanks, Christine! :)
DeleteFrom reading your newsletter, it sounds like you definitely need a chuckle. Glad things worked out for you. Loved learning more about Cherie, though I'm not sure which is the lie.
ReplyDeleteThe lie is a bit tricky. :)
DeleteI love the frogs with human teeth. They make me smile.
ReplyDeleteThat frog does have a big smile with those human teeth. :)
DeleteLove that picture of the frog with the umbrella. And that last frog was great.
ReplyDeleteI never get these right, but I'll guess that #3 is the lie.
The frog with the leaf umbrella is so cute! And I always feel like I'll never get these right. It's almost always a wild guess. :)
DeleteI...ugh...don't...ugh...really like frogs. haha But those were cute...sort of. I liked the umbrella one.
ReplyDeleteHi, Cherie! I think I have Reborn in a set, but I'll guess for fun. Those are tricky, though. She could be lying about any one of them with a slight number difference. I think it's #2. Maybe she changed her major 3 or 5 times. :p
Those froggy pics made me LOL. Thanks.
ReplyDeleteThey made me laugh too. :)
DeleteI'm going with the #1 is a lie.
ReplyDeleteBut, OMG, the deaf frog joke had me giggling!! :D
You find the best memes! Frogs freak me out a little in person, but I usually love pictures of them! Funny. ^_^
ReplyDeleteOoh, paper magic! Love it! Love the writing. ^_^
I'm going with #2 for the lie - maybe she only changed her major three times? Just like Chrys said. Lol!
I'm guessing #2 is the lie? Love the memes :)
ReplyDeleteLOL with all the funnies! Love the one with the bear on the rock thinking he is a frog :)
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Funny memes :) And Yay for Cherie! I'm going to guess #3.
ReplyDeleteGreat froggy laughs! Thank you Crystal!
ReplyDeleteCrystal finds the best memes for her posts.
DeleteI love all the froggy memes! Thanks so much for having me on your blog. Good luck, everyone! I'm not telling which one is the lie among the truths. ;)
ReplyDeleteOh, the bad photo. It always happens.
ReplyDeleteMy guess is #2.
That's pretty much why I avoid photos as much as possible. LOL!
DeleteFrogs are so funny. We have a lot at our pond.
ReplyDeleteMy anthology arrived in yesterday's mail. Looking forward to reading it.
You're making me wonder where my frog ring is...
ReplyDeleteLie...#3...
I can always use a laugh. Never thought about frogs being funny though. Thanks for changing my view of the world.
ReplyDeletelol that would be some scientists for you. Lie is umm #2 there in view?
ReplyDeleteAwesome writers in Parallels. Yep, those frog memes are funny.
ReplyDeleteAwesome writers in Parallels. Yep, those frog memes are funny.
ReplyDeleteI'm a little weird, I guess. I LIKE frogs and toads. Always have. (They're adorable, especially the teeny ones!) Very clever how you tied in the pics of the frogs with the excerpt about the origami frogs. :)
ReplyDeleteHmmm, I'll guess number one is the fib this time. I guess it's possible to be part of seven productions in a single year, but WOW! I'd think doing more than two in a year would be really tough.
Aw to the frog holding a leaf umbrella in the rain. I am one of those ppl tho, that can't touch a frog. *shudders at the mere thought*
ReplyDeletehehe such exquisite delight
ReplyDeleteI love all the frogs. I've a friend that collects them. She has hundreds.
ReplyDeleteHave a fabulous day. ☺
Loving your frog theme!
ReplyDeleteLove the bear frog and the gangnam style frog! Who knew frogs could be so inspiring.
ReplyDeleteOh man the frog with his umbrella touched my heart - So cute and unny! You're right, it has been a serious week. Thanks for brightening us up! I think the lie is #2. XOXO!!!
ReplyDeleteLove the umbrella frog and the plotting frog at the end. :)
ReplyDeleteAnd for Cherie - I think #1 is the lie. However, I already own her awesome book, so you don't have to include me in giveaway. :)
Frogs are definitely cool :) You know I love fantasy! And Cherie is a fantastic writer. I love the paper magic idea.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the laughs, I needed them today. :) Nice to see Cherie here. Wishing her much success!
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Tamara.
ReplyDeleteI'm going with #1 for Cherie's fib:) I've got to believe #2 is true since I changed my major at least 4 times. Grin.
Those frogs are a hoot.
I like the bear frog... so cute and the tiny frog using a leaf as an umbrella... I think we all need a good laugh from time to time... especially when life is stressful xox
ReplyDeleteThe toothy frogs are frightening!
ReplyDeleteI think #2 is the lie, but I'm usually wrong. I do like frogs!
ReplyDeleteYou have no idea how much I needed those frogs today! :)
ReplyDeleteI did need the frogs today. I loved the bear frog best.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Tamara! And yay for Cherie for giving away one of her books! Those frogs are so cute. I love the gangnam style one! And I totally identify with the one that always ends up with a bad picture. Me too. *sigh*
ReplyDeleteLove the froggie photos, thanks for the laugh today :)
ReplyDeleteThat last frog looks eeeeeeeeeeviiiiiiil.
ReplyDeleteI think #1 is a lie, because the other two look like they could be related somehow. :-)
Is that gangnam frog giving the finger? Lol
ReplyDeleteCherie's cover is gorgeous! Love it.
We had a toad in our yard last year that kept following my sister around. I tried to convince her its her prince, but she kept screaming at it each time. Some people are just so picky:) Congratulations to all the authors in the IWSG Anthology.
ReplyDeleteI love the frogs! We have three. They're adorable.
ReplyDeleteBeautiful cover, Cherie. I love phoenix stories. I say #2 is the lie.
Cheers, Crystal.
This was perfection for me, because I ADORE frogs and I collect them - well, figurines, pictures, jewelry, and the like, anyway, not *real* frogs ;-) I'd say the lie is #1... somehow, based on the bio, I could see the other two being true!
ReplyDeleteHi Crystal - love the frogs various ... I'd say #2 too .. can't do 7 plays and change majors so often .. Good luck to Cherie .. cheers Hilary
ReplyDeleteI always wonder how frogs and dragonflies switch places as predator and prey as they go from egg to full adult.
ReplyDeleteAnd yay for Cherie, I love her stuff! :)
Thank you for the laughs. They were very much needed. Reborn is a fantastic read. That will be one lucky winner.
ReplyDeleteAlways good to have some laughs- especially after a long week!
ReplyDeleteAwesome to see Cherie here today. I am guessing #2 is the lie. Thanks for sharing. :)
I cracked up at the frog who looks terrible in pics no matter how hard he tries. Right there with you, buddy. :D
ReplyDeleteI already have Cherie's book so I won't participate in the game this time, but the winner will be getting a great read.
Love the frog pics!!! And best to Cherie!
ReplyDeleteI really like your post . . those pictures made me smile - BUT, i want to tell you've been on my mind a lot this week - because . . did you hear? the government made an announcement about surplus cheese . . i hope you heard so you won't think I'm making it up . . BUT, as soon as i heard, . . I kept hoping you were finding good things to write, or say, or smile about . . because - well, you know . . cheese! Great weekend to you -
ReplyDeleteEnjoyed the frog pictures! Thanks for sharing. Congrats to Cherie! I wish I could play, but my TBR list is now staggering.
ReplyDeleteAhh the frogs are hilarious... loved them. Fantastic book, Cherie:) I'm going to say #3 is a lie.
ReplyDeleteThis made me smile a great deal because frogs are among my most favorite animals :)
ReplyDeleteAhhhh...I had a dream about frogs last night and to see this early in the morning!
ReplyDeleteStrangely enough, a frog with teeth is not any more or any less ugly/off-putting/weird than a normal frog. I guess it's hard to top something that naturally weird looking.
ReplyDeleteAlso, I'm a little confused about the buy NOW. What about those of us who bought BEFORE? (That's our way of saying we're excited to read it)
I do like frogs, yes. ^_^ Though I think I relate most to the frog that's about how you look in pictures. I hate having my picture taken nowadays, never looks right. >_<
ReplyDeleteCongrats Cherie!!! Also, that prince frog meme had me rolling. :)
ReplyDeleteThanks for the meme fun! Poor froggies. I never did well in biology lab when it involved frog dissection.
ReplyDeleteCongrats to Tamara and as to Cherie's lie, I'm saying it's the one about languages.
I like the picture of the "Yes" frog; I kind of want to send it to my students when they e-mail me right after they turn in their papers and ask if I'm done grading yet. Either that or I'll send them a picture of myself dressed up as Maleficent while grading.
ReplyDeleteI told my daughter she could be anything she wanted. Now she wants to be an ice skating Darth Vader. Dream big, kid, dream big.
ReplyDeleteLove that first picture! And I'm guessing that number three is the lie?
ReplyDeleteI'm going with #1 as the lie. For no good reason. :p Now I would like to know what a cheese librarian is.
ReplyDeleteThanks for the giggle. :-)
ReplyDeleteAnna from elements of emaginette
Congratulations Tamara!
ReplyDeleteThose frog memes were super hilarious. Thanks for the laugh Crystal.
ReplyDeleteHey human, Crystal,
ReplyDeleteDid I ever mention I just love cheese? Arf! and yum! Gotta' love those frogs. Kind of reminds me of those endless blog hops!
I shall speculate that the first one is the lie. Of course, I do know the adorable human, Cherie. She's another one of my starstruck human fans. Delighted to see you featured here, Cherie.
Pawsitive wishes, your way,
Penny!
The frogs are so fun! "They told me I could be anything … and I chose a frog." :)
ReplyDeleteI think the first one is a lie. I could see myself changing my major 4 times in one year and studying 6 languages but only ever being proficient in 1. While #1 sounds possible, compared to the other two, it just doesn't work as well. *shrugs*
Congratulations, Cherie!
ReplyDeleteAhh, all those poor froggies in the photos...but yes, that tooth photo is so me!
I think 2 is the lie. Congrats to Tamara. I love the frog memes.
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