Tuesday, August 3, 2010

Top Ten Reasons I Want to be a Millionaire


[after breaking into a practically empty bank safe]
Zoƫ: At last, we can retire and give up this life of crime.

Ah Serenity... There's reason alone to obtain oodles of money--just so I can go into retirement and watch you ten times a day.

*clearing throat* Seriously though, (or not so,) here's my top ten list.





10. Buying a computer that actually starts up when I hit the "on" button. (Or so I can finally take revenge on this one! *laughing evilly*)







9. Owning a cheese box (refrigerator) entirely dedicated to cheese. (Yes Pushing Daisies, I am thinking of you.)



 




8. Independent publishing. Need I say more?










7. Harley and a continental tour. 











6. Reading until my eyes fall out.











5. Playing with my kids, every day, all day. (In various foreign countries.)











4. Attending a modest show, occasionally. (*ahem* Nightly.)








 3. Akbars. How I miss you Akbars! Yes, I would eat there once a week. No twice a week. No every day for lunch! Heck, I'll just hire the kitchen staff.









2. Driving a car with personality--of the desirable variety.
















1. NO MORE HOUSECLEANING!!!








That's not too much to ask? Right?

4 comments:

  1. LOL ~ This was great! And I agree! My number one would be no more cleaning, too! And think about it ~ you'd be doing the economy a great service by providing jobs. So you can't loose with that one! :)

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  2. Those are great reasons! Watching Serenity 24/7 is number one though.

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  3. Quinathan Collier said...said...August 3, 2010 at 4:34 PM

    hmmm.... poor computer.

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  4. Let's see, house cleaning, Serenity, house cleaning, Serenity... Arg. Why is life full of so many difficult decisions?

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Hit me with your cheese!