tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post1902985219196342708..comments2024-03-09T00:24:14.856-05:00Comments on Crystal Collier: Young Adult Author: Poison, Pickles, and PampersCrystal Collierhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/03912469552483168148noreply@blogger.comBlogger52125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-28994305820909632022015-09-22T12:20:54.251-04:002015-09-22T12:20:54.251-04:00Thanks for the giggles. :-)
Anna from Elements o...Thanks for the giggles. :-)<br /><br /><a href="http://emaginette.wordpress.com" rel="nofollow"> Anna from Elements of Writing</a>emaginettehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03324981140248692448noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-51817407019070390602015-09-21T15:35:21.608-04:002015-09-21T15:35:21.608-04:00The Whole Foods joke is pumpkin-licious!The Whole Foods joke is pumpkin-licious!Catherine Stinehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/08131569196977321229noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-80682795139886158332015-09-20T14:17:04.158-04:002015-09-20T14:17:04.158-04:00So wait, we're not supposed to take poison? No...So wait, we're not supposed to take poison? No wonder I keep getting poisoned. It's from all that poison I keep taking. Thanks, Utah Poison Control Center!A Beer for the Showerhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17029139745335325356noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-49052141378756736962015-09-20T04:22:05.170-04:002015-09-20T04:22:05.170-04:00Why so much poison? No 2 sounds not true.Why so much poison? No 2 sounds not true.Romance Reader https://www.blogger.com/profile/10633164931292182035noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-1003693068225941882015-09-20T00:44:53.925-04:002015-09-20T00:44:53.925-04:00Thanks everyone for participating! I'm having ...Thanks everyone for participating! I'm having a lot of fun reading your answers :)Lanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00002224549199474383noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-18267383394122937362015-09-20T00:16:03.018-04:002015-09-20T00:16:03.018-04:00I'm voting for #2, because that sounds too sen...I'm voting for #2, because that sounds too sensible to be the truth :)<br /><br />Serious kudos to Lan - and as a fellow immigrant, way to go on following your dreams :)Mark Koopmanshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03634424953074803816noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-55702788794402805302015-09-19T17:54:43.138-04:002015-09-19T17:54:43.138-04:00Hahaha! "You never know when you might need t...Hahaha! "You never know when you might need to kill someone." I love Merlin!! =-) Anonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10656368340547599511noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-4547616703548061862015-09-19T14:38:31.459-04:002015-09-19T14:38:31.459-04:00Congrats to Shell. I think 2 is the lie.
I'v...Congrats to Shell. I think 2 is the lie. <br /><br />I've drank Red Bull and coffee in one morning, but not together. Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-86936590457519849352015-09-19T13:32:21.678-04:002015-09-19T13:32:21.678-04:00Poison sounds fascinating! All the poison, pickles...Poison sounds fascinating! All the poison, pickles and Pampers made me chuckle. I am not the best at picking out the lies- but I am guessing #3 is the lie...<br /><br />~JessDMShttps://www.blogger.com/profile/04202502753961748992noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-60208433875067440622015-09-19T13:31:37.774-04:002015-09-19T13:31:37.774-04:00Congrats to Lan! I think #2 is the lie, but I'...Congrats to Lan! I think #2 is the lie, but I'm hoping #1 and #3 didn't happen either. :)Cherie Reichhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/16663147386014122939noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-32041067004124117122015-09-19T05:46:28.325-04:002015-09-19T05:46:28.325-04:00So much poison today. Are you okay? :-) So much poison today. Are you okay? :-) Vanessa Morganhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/02953359344425030388noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-67721935589244514502015-09-19T04:02:19.528-04:002015-09-19T04:02:19.528-04:00Hello my lovely Crystal. Well they made me laugh!...Hello my lovely Crystal. Well they made me laugh! It's not often I laugh in the morning. Love the first one - "I can see sounds" Ha! Happy weekend ;)Jules https://www.blogger.com/profile/02447271977251616727noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-84746155735242837342015-09-18T23:55:49.212-04:002015-09-18T23:55:49.212-04:00Slight tangent: I've never put Red Bull in cof...Slight tangent: I've never put Red Bull in coffee (because I don't drink either), but last week I was so tired I put protein powder in my oatmeal. It turned out to be really good and I've stuck with it. O_oMason T. Matchakhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10382636658554302699noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-41543567952500504852015-09-18T21:17:20.375-04:002015-09-18T21:17:20.375-04:00Seeing sounds - now that would be something, right...Seeing sounds - now that would be something, right? lol Thanks for the laughs. Thanks also for the intro to Lan. Wishing her well! <br /><br />Have a great weekend! <br />Karen Langehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/18177923284595298347noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-66808039382276718112015-09-18T11:27:50.079-04:002015-09-18T11:27:50.079-04:00"Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco,..."Oh, right. The poison. The poison for Kuzco, the poison chosen especially to kill Kuzco, Kuzco's poison. That poison?"<br /><br />haha! I love that movie!!Anonymousnoreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-38488643431740118112015-09-18T07:30:15.373-04:002015-09-18T07:30:15.373-04:00That first one about seeing sounds cracked me up! ...That first one about seeing sounds cracked me up! LOLAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564863484894692249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-15538257294486422612015-09-18T07:29:27.421-04:002015-09-18T07:29:27.421-04:00That first one about seeing sounds cracked me up! ...That first one about seeing sounds cracked me up! LOLAnonymoushttps://www.blogger.com/profile/11564863484894692249noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-31289939503179788072015-09-17T18:20:17.589-04:002015-09-17T18:20:17.589-04:00Congrats to Lan! I'm guessing #2. And, wonderf...Congrats to Lan! I'm guessing #2. And, wonderful book blurb!<br /><br />Plus, I might resemble the first LOL picture . . . maybe. Tyrean Martinsonhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/15356604721537744361noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-18413718405883942262015-09-17T13:53:57.892-04:002015-09-17T13:53:57.892-04:00I'm guessing #2 is the lie. Nice message from ...I'm guessing #2 is the lie. Nice message from the poison control center. Like that was a no brainer! Sherry Ellishttps://www.blogger.com/profile/07844837212122243321noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-18356038856049336942015-09-17T10:20:01.803-04:002015-09-17T10:20:01.803-04:00Not sure what made me laugh harder, the agony-face...Not sure what made me laugh harder, the agony-faced pickle or the defaced diaper box with the fascist baby. <br /><br />I'm guessing #2 is the lie. I don't think that fizzy mix would do much to clear away oil in one's hair. Laurel Garverhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03657218435228802535noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-21372239656907139952015-09-17T09:39:36.650-04:002015-09-17T09:39:36.650-04:00Hi Crystal .. I love pickles and cheese .. .thankf...Hi Crystal .. I love pickles and cheese .. .thankfully you didn't spoil the cheese with some of these funnies ... I think #1 is the lie ... but some of those funnies are great to see .. cheers HilaryHilary Melton-Butcherhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/17596532480645510678noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-59893955602135134262015-09-17T02:46:13.044-04:002015-09-17T02:46:13.044-04:00You know, I like pickles, but the idea of pickle b...You know, I like pickles, but the idea of pickle bubblegum is grossing me out right now.<br /><br />I'm guessing the lie is... #2. It's so mundane compared to the others. I have a version of #3, but with cow dung. And my little brother so chubby, he probably weighed as much as I did, and we were 6 years apart. In my case, it was my grandma who had to pick up a toddler who'd fallen in cow dung. Reminded me of a fun (albeit gross) memory!Shannon Lawrencehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00934641808195675935noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-51973570390018158032015-09-16T22:14:05.236-04:002015-09-16T22:14:05.236-04:00The lie has to be number two because I use baking ...The lie has to be number two because I use baking soda and apple cider vinegar in my hair (shampoo and conditioner free for years other than traveling) and it's the best thing to ever happen to my hair. <br /><br />Hubby and I are huge cheese fans and two of our kids are lactose intolerant. So sorry you can only handle the essence of cheese.<br /><br />Love the pickle face.S.P. Bowershttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09746614009206426805noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-10267933397466925712015-09-16T21:01:53.946-04:002015-09-16T21:01:53.946-04:00Thanks for the grins, Crystal!
I'm going to s...Thanks for the grins, Crystal!<br /><br />I'm going to say #3 because I really hope she didn't fall into buffalo dung. The book sounds great, Lan! :)Ava Quinnhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/09404716744982870650noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-8568183101637683554.post-64469963593348865372015-09-16T18:46:28.700-04:002015-09-16T18:46:28.700-04:00Professional Procrastinator---love it.
Ooh, this i...Professional Procrastinator---love it.<br />Ooh, this is a tough one. I'm going with 1.Sandra Coxhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/03814573408898140885noreply@blogger.com